There’s almost no day left in 2022, but it still treats us to a wonderful surprise: It was not only the year of the sharp rise, but also the hopeful demise of Andrew Tate. After the former kickboxer and current asshole faced his worst nightmare earlier this week and was crushed by a cute six-foot Swedish girl, he hasn’t had time to get back on his feet. Late last night, he and his brother were taken away by the Romanian authorities on suspicion of human trafficking and rape. Dick for energy indeedGreta.
Because time goes by so fast, Humo chooses the most amazing parts for you, which are neatly explained in “The Moment”.
when? After a wasted argument with Greta Thunberg He is Andrew Tate Now also on suspicion of human trafficking and rape
where? Pictures of the arrest circulated on Twitter
Why is it so eye-catching? Andrew Tate is having the most disastrous week of his life, and the internet isn’t feeling too sad about it
Well, flashbacks for those who have been living under a rock for the past few months: Andrew Tate is a misogynistic macho of the worst kind who has garnered a large following on social media with problematic statements. Because of this, he’s already been sent away from Facebook, Instagram, TikTok, and Youtube. He’s also no longer welcome on Twitter, having remarked in 2017 that you always have to be with two for rape. But then Elon Musk He took the reins of the social network, supporting free speech when it suited him, if Tate returned. The rest of the internet left him curled up in a corner, until he got into a fight with De Verkeerde. In this case, De Verkeerde was a 19-year-old girl weighing forty kilos, which is every “alpha male”‘s worst nightmare.
Tate was eager to strike up an online sparring match with climate activist Greta Thunberg by showing off his 33-car fleet — wow Andrew, you’re absolutely gorgeous — and would be quick to email her details. Greta was so unimpressed by Licorice that one sentence was enough to satisfy, hurt, and insult him: “Yes, please enlighten me. Email me at smalldickenergy@getalife.com. Over 3 million people have now clicked their thumbs up and Greta suddenly rises to 7th in the ranking of most awesome tweets of all time. And believe us, you won’t be stranded there.
However, it didn’t take more than a cigar, a red negligee, and 10 hours to think about it for Tate to come up with a response that a third grader wouldn’t take seriously: Thank you for confirming via your email address that you have a small penis. And I agree that you must have a life. Come on, so you can do better, Andrew. In the accompanying video we get a spam message slip slip For reasons that remain unexplained, the pizza delivery guy also passes by, as long as the pizzas are in, we quote, “non-recycled” boxes – Wow Andrew, how can I become like you? It seems the bottom has been reached, but Andrew Tate wouldn’t be Andrew Tate if he hadn’t discovered even more unexplored depths. But, to his credit, he received aid from the Roman authorities.
We write Bucharest at sunset: Andrew and his brother Tristananother waste of oxygen, smoke a cigar and talk about how to do it get up They spoil the world, how annoying women are and which ones have the squishy nipples. Until you hear a knock at the door and a branch of the Romanian Directorate for Investigation of Organized Crime and Terrorism bursts in. They could not stay for long, so the Tate brothers went to the Roman dungeon.
The two are suspected in a large-scale investigation into the British “lovers”: the women were subjected to physical and mental pressure to shoot pornographic pictures, which were then posted on social media, and there was rape. This transition from Tate to the Eastern Bloc does not appear to be because the legislation was more in keeping with his misogynistic and unsavory character. Curse.
The story is now circulating in Twitter circles that Tate was tracked down using his location Single use Roman pizza boxesHowever, this has not been officially confirmed anywhere yet. That’s all Thunberg didn’t need to get one last shot: This is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes. Ouch.
Salut and hope it never happens again, Andrew.